1. Some people seem to believe that Greece is a beautiful place.
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Halkidiki.
2. And that they have some of the most beautiful beaches in the world.
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Spathies beach.
3. But this makes no sense…
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Ammouliani.
4. … Because in reality, their beaches are average at best.
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Halkidiki.
5. The water is so dirty you can’t even see the dolphins swimming through it.
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Aegean Sea.
6. Greece just isn’t full of luscious greenery.
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Kavala.
7. And the whole country is overpopulated.
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Kefalonia.
8. Everything is incredibly hectic ALL the time.
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Amorgos.
9. It’s not like the country even has any history.
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The Parthenon.
10. Nothing EVER happened there.
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The Panathenaic Stadium.
11. Nice try, but the architecture is unoriginal.
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Temple of Athena Nike.
12. There is nothing remotely historic about any of these “old” buildings.
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Rhodes.
13. And Athens isn’t really that special.
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Monastiraki Square.
14. The museums are disappointing.
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The New Acropolis Museum.
15. The art itself is definitely uninspiring.
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The New Acropolis Museum.
16. The Greek salad is totally overrated.
17. And who would eat this gyro?
18. There’s no sign of culture or religion anywhere in this country.
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Sifnos.
19. You call that iconography? Greece, please.
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Hosios Loukas Monastery.
20. But really, are these views satisfying to you?
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Milos.
21. What about this?
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Nisyros, village of Nikeion.
22. Yeah, definitely not.
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Chania.
23. Those sunsets are so boring.
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Antiparos.
24. This view is just screaming mediocrity.
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Messinia.
25. Seriously though, why would anyone want to visit Greece?
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Santorini.